the penis song

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

THE PENIS SONG is the best song EVER!

by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005

songaz

1. a huge tool
2. adj. does as he is told without thinking
3. coloq. "what a tool!"
4. a human instrument

dam i need a songaz for this job

by someone March 26, 2004

song rater

Someone who consistently rates all the songs he/she's listening to in itunes, winamp, or any other device that will let you rate songs. As a result, a music rater often has amazing playlists.

- I was chilling with my boyfriend, listening to some music, and suddenly he got up, saying he had to give that Britney Spears' song 5 stars.
- He is such a song rater!
- Yeah, and with very bad taste. I had to dump him.

by Lenene October 16, 2008

songbirding

When someone always comes up with an injury just before a big race, sporting event, etc.

Well, he is not going to run the 5k today. He is songbirding again about his sore calves. What a douche.

by Hank Kerchief April 21, 2011

Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

by WTFC's? October 16, 2008

the reefer song

a song by mindless drug hoover. quite hilarious.

'It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
it's a reefer do you want a blast?
It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'

The song - 'The Reefer Song'

by Richard Hell August 25, 2006

pizza song

A song written and recorded by Raimondo, the insane foreign language teacher. It was recorded with a synthesizer, drums, and an acoustic guitar. The song repeats the same notes over and over again, and has the "artist" sing "This is the PizZA song, this is the PizZA song" in a high, freakish falsetto voice before falling into a more serious, baritone voice. Also included are some horrible ad-libs, such as "One tomato, just one tomato" and "I'm the pizza boy, i bring your pizza joy"

"This is the Pizza Song, this is the pizza song, this is the pizza song"

"Theres no need to mix!"

"Did u download the pizza song yet? u gotta hear it!"

by Il Postino April 23, 2006