sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016

sneaky swap

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"

"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."

by Tankkard December 25, 2013

Sneaky Wank

A technique used by Corrode to polish one off in a room of men.

Fucking Corrode just had a sneaky wank in the bedroom!

by Guarana June 28, 2014

Sneaky VR

On the VR you put the Jurassic park rollercoaster on and let your girl wear the VR on as she approaches the t-rex the guy says "RAWWW" then rams it in the asshole then making the girl scream with pleasure

Sneaky VR: girl wears VR and u pleasure her while she waers it

The guy:Try this sick dinosaur VR rollercoaster it scard the shit out of me.
The girl: ok give it to me ect,ect

by ROYALNAVYCK July 10, 2019

Sneaky Snake

A sneaky person (male) that gets away with doing things that he should not do.
A story teller

*Opens iPhone box* "WOW! Joel's penis! You Sneaky Snakes!"

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

Sneaky link

To link with someone, usually after dark😏

"Tonight Imma sneak out to my sneaky link and we finna Netflix & Chill"

by Casanova.girl December 5, 2020

Sneaky Houdini

The act of having anal sex and tell your partner your about to cum but instead you spit on their back tricking them so when they turn their head around you actually cum on their face.

Dude jeffrey pulled a sneaky houdini on Jill

by eazyamo May 3, 2011