skirt pudding

Eating out a women's vagina.

Went over to my girlfriend's house, got a mouthful of skirt pudding.

by 24mill December 25, 2014

Skirt burger

Slang for vagina or pussy

Last night I had some delicious skirt burger boyz!

by Superawesomemom November 7, 2019

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.

(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.

by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 7, 2021

labia length skirt

A very short skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt

by Peak district walker September 26, 2012

Skirt

The sound your car makes as you drift.

My homi went skirt down tha block in his new whip.

by Jballar November 15, 2019