skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

by mustache mat November 14, 2009

Skid

A person who is retarded and mentally unsmart

Hey bro your a skid, u got me raided in so mad at u ur so retarted.

by ItzGoogleGhost June 9, 2016

Skid

Online Assholes that think they are a hacker for getting a script that prints 1 + fucking 1.

get the fuck out skid

by deeznuts? March 3, 2022

Skid rowish

A person who is unemployed, still lives with their mother or couch surfs. A person of the gutter. A vagabond, a broke bum, a scrub. They belong on skid row.

Nah girl, he ain’t fo you. I’m getting a skid rowish vibe from him.

by Karaya August 3, 2021

Skid row

When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.

I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.

by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022

Skidding

Short for just kidding.

I was “skidding” about that earlier story.

by ShannyLI April 1, 2022

Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up

"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"

by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022