Simmer

The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.

Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."

by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020

Shamone Danielle Simeon

A naaiball , a stoopid

She is a shamone Danielle Simeon

by KingK15 August 25, 2019

simmel

An asian penis

That asian guy's simmel is massive in porportion to the rest of his body.

by plug19197 June 22, 2009

Simeon Nathaniel Washington

1)A person Who Has A Realyy Humunguss Dick!! And Normal Had A CUsin named Niyah, Isaiah,Tahmeen,, Or A Best friend Name Keemani,,tennel,,Alexis,,Jessica,,Or Jackie.

2) A Person Who Walks Around LOokinga Hot ass Mess
3) A Person Who Hass Nuthing better to Do Exspt Make Dumb Ass Clapping Videos Or Other Videos On Myspace
4) Normaly a Fat Fuck

Daniel:hay Boo where Your Cuzo?
Niyah: Somewhere Clapping His ass Wit His Best friend Jessica
Daniel:Eww He Gay
Niyah:He Look a Hot ass Mess to
Daniel : he Is Such a Simeon Nathaniel washington

by Joshua Nicholes November 28, 2009

Simm

A pimp that goes to Aquinas

by Simm October 26, 2003

Richard Simmons Poop

A pooping endeavor in which the pooper poops and loses 20 lbs in the process of pooping.

Dude, I just Richard Simmons Pooped into a new wardrobe!

by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010