Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
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Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.
"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
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"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek
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