Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.

That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.

by zackofballs January 4, 2024

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

by maylloyd November 24, 2023

Tung tung tung sahor

tung tung tung sahor

Tung tung tung sahor vs bombardilo crocodilo

by HitlerNiggerJewShit April 26, 2025

North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face

Yeah I gave her the North Atlantic SeaHorse last night

by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025