shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.

Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016

Shaft

The underside of a man's erect genitalia.

The shaft was the hardest part of his erect penis.

by Classifiedbunnycop July 28, 2016

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015

whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Inner Shaft

The part of a man's penis that is hidden from view either under the pubic mound or above the testicles. The inner shaft is not seen but is felt during intercourse.

Kianna: "My God has it gotten bigger?

Joe: "Nah baby that's just the inner shaft. It'll sneak up on ya!"

by elpolorico January 20, 2016