Shaft

Long big hard rod big long lots of men giant rod, huge. Absolutely measurable. No thinking, you cannot it is impossible.

my shaft is fucking massive

by BricketGaming December 11, 2021

The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

by MM1988 July 21, 2011

tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

by Freaknation6969 June 2, 2018

Shaft

A Japanese studio that makes some of the most unique anime adaptations.
They have a very distinct style and a weird fetish with heads tilted backward.

"You should see this anime, it was made by Shaft"

by Akorus-master February 7, 2018

shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.

Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!

by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023

Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.

Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'

by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010

Shaft

To be utterly brutalized by a midterm/final you did not study for.

Bill: Yo, fuck, I got shafted on the calc midterm.

by Hiadwer January 31, 2024