ass slapping

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol

I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!

by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008

window shopping

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.

nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng

by P Ha July 29, 2004

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

by suburbania January 21, 2011

screen shopping

Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.

I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.

by Rabid Nozomi January 18, 2009

school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

Star shopping

Star shopping is often used to infer committing suicide.

If you feel someone who uses this term is in danger contact emergency services straight away!

Person 1: how are you?
Person 2: well I feel like going star shopping...

by Bubbleteaboo June 10, 2021