secret fag

A drink named after John Stamos.

man:"I'll have a John Stamos please."
bartender:"Secret Fag coming up!"

by ItBurnsWhenIPiss October 17, 2008

secret sex

Sex you don't want anybody to know about. It has to be kept on the DL because of any number of reasons: you're embarrassed (coyote ugly), you don't want your boss to know, you're a cheating bastard and you don't want to get caught, etc.

"Yo, Smiles, did you hear that Mr. Ed and Toto are having secret sex?"

"No way Ldog, that isn't happening!"

"Oh, don't worry, it is. Apparently, Mr. Ed is afraid his boss will find out. As if Quatals would give a shit!"

by Toridragon July 25, 2006

Security Wipe

When you swab your ass after an extremely satisfying, hard, clean shit, and the paper comes up clean. AKA one wiper.

Credit to DB in MO.

Man, that was an awesome shit! I only needed a security wipe!

by JH in Missouri October 13, 2008

Secret Gaygent

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.

Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

by Simon Pearl May 7, 2008

secret moses

the jewish version of secret santa, created for people who feel left out during office holiday parties because they cannot participate in the act of gift giving disguised as santa claus.

this year everyone in the office will play the game 'secret moses', where we all give someone else a gift for festivus, christmas, hannukah, or kwanza.

by kyle popov December 8, 2009

Secretz

"Secretz" (note the Z) n. and v. Is a standard word used when posting a status update or tweet with a social networking service under someone else's name, merely just for the sake of it. It is to make it apparent that someone else is using that person's account.

It was started in the east side of Contra Costra County in California. Since then it has expanded throughout a minority group in the region.

(As Noun)
John steals Jamie's phone and text messages "I have secretz" to twitter.

Jamie via twitter: I have secretz

(As Verb)
Nina: Hey Jamie, Did you tweet this?

Jamie: No! I've been secretz-ed!

by Khev In Riah-Lei August 9, 2010

Secret Pooper

Someone who does not poop publicly. Basically they'll only poop inside the comfort of their own home.

There goes Iyoko to her house every day at noon.... It's because she's a secret pooper.

by prettyawesomeguywithabigdick August 27, 2013