sandalnet

sandalnet is the terrorist network tinfoil hat version of sneakernet.

Osama Bin Laden didn't want to have an internet connection in his house so he sent his courier to send and retrieve emails to/from a USB flash drive at internet cafes. Osama prefered high-bandwidth, high-latency sandalnet.

by dickglue June 8, 2011

Scandalocity

The velocity at which one becomes scandalous.

It was apparent that they had reached maximum scandalocity.

by rophergro December 11, 2011

Scandalwich

The result of 2 or more scandals in a period of time.

The Ricky Nixon Sex Scandal and the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal is an example of a fucking massive Scandalwich.

by backotruck June 28, 2012

Scandanglomerican

An American who is of Anglo and Scandinavian descent.

Bruce: My father was of English and Scots-Irish ancestry, my mother was Norwegian and Swedish. I guess that would make me a Scandanglomerican.

Linda: Don't talk so fancy. You're from Wisconsin. You're just another stinking Cheesehead.

by GBofWI July 3, 2012

sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

scandaloseum

A park of exotic scandalous statues in erotic and suggestive poses often involving explicit water features

Grandma was appalled that Auntie May chose the Scandaloseum as a wedding location.

by James jr. January 15, 2014

Scandalous

Bry

Ooh that Bry girl is so scandalous!

by Scandelousity June 11, 2015