Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Scanage

When an ordinarily average person becomes irresistible due to excessive musical talent.

Pete Docherty has some major scanage!!

by Vixennn January 27, 2014

sandajah

A fine ass girl who doesn't like to be cheated own by anyone, she is very loyal and don't put up with bull shit. She a athletic girl and has big dreams.

Sandajah is one the most prettiest girls ever.

by Bring that ass here December 24, 2016

Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017

scandiffio

A sophisticated person whom is date worthy, pretty, and knowledgeable. They always have great attitude, but if they get angry, watch out!

Damn. That girl is such a scandiffio and I would so smash !
Her booty is so juicy !

by Karmenel May 16, 2018

Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.

Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!

by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018