A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.
by Robin Parmar October 3, 2023
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I joined a party on Classic WoW. The leader was a saynoob that never used party chat and didn't have a single uncommon or better item at level 16.
by Downvoting Victim December 30, 2023
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Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2024
Get the Samson mug.saymon is a name for a wonderful, inspirational person. Saymon is kind but lets the world treat him as if he’s not. Saymon deserves the world, all he has to do is take it.
by passthejudgement November 22, 2023
Get the saymon mug.A name for a man with so much kindness in his heart. He deserves the world, he just has to take it. Everyone he meets is inspired by him and his undoubtedly amazing love and energy he carry’s around him.
by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the Saymon mug.saymon is a name for a man who speaks truth and radiates the kindest energy. Saymon deserves the best things in life.
by passthejudgement November 26, 2023
Get the Saymon mug.Samson is the best person you could ever meet, he's warm as the sun, as silly as fun, as cool as a tree, as scary as the sea, as hot as fire, cold as ice, Sweet as sugar and everything nice. Irrespective of your gender, you'd instantly fall in love with his personality. He is the best human.
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