saturday

a day in the week

"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"

by 2harts March 01, 2017

Saturday

Slap ass Saturday

What days is it tomorrow? Fucking slap ass Saturday that’s what it is!

by April 22, 2021

saturday

a day where you freak off with ur mexican bf

“today is saturday, i’m gonna go have a gigglemix with alfonso”

by duncans shampoo bottle May 10, 2025

Saturday

The day you are free from school and can do anything you want.

Its Saturday today! No school.

by NoahMortylock March 23, 2022

Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

by Analus Samus October 18, 2019

Haha Saturday

A day where Karla and Cassidy Laugh alot.

Dear Drake,
ha i told you it was real bitchh. suck my left nut. no wait make it my right one.
love karla(:

Dear Drake,
Don't worry, you don't have to suck Karla's left. OR right nut. hahah. I love youu. (:
-Cassidy,

laughterrras hahah,. HA HA HA

Haha Saturday

by oy vey. June 05, 2011

Spoken on Saturday

Someone who is two-faced, self contradicting, fake. Someone who acts perfect but is really a jerk.

"He's a very spoken on saturday guy"

by MS2323 March 23, 2022