wet sandy

A finger is moistened with saliva and stuck to the Bible; specifically, the new testament. Let's begin with Romans chapter 1 with a thorough read to the end.

She is the saintly cousin of Mother Theresa. Respect that.

I gave her a wet sandy and she responded with a Mother Therasa.

by SandyToTheJ September 10, 2013

pecan sandy

The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration

Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic

by Pecan man October 6, 2016

Sandy Dunkis

A sexual maneuver that involves a girl orally pleasing two men, a woman with a strap-on dildo vaginally, giving an additional two men a hand job, and taking it up the pooper from either a dog or a pig all on a beach.

My mom would have had sex with my dad, but she was far too exhausted from the Sandy Dunkis she did at the beach today.

by Piss Kriterson June 19, 2007

Sandy Vagina

Kyle Lisk, Get the sand out of your vagina.

Kyle Lisk has a sandy vagina, Rhys lick all the sand out for him.

by Amy Romanick February 13, 2009

Sandy Vagina

A wuss, someone that takes things too seariously.

Man.. that kid Jon cries like a Sandy Vagina.

by Sam November 26, 2002

sandy kittens

when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.

daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!

by ratchetjaw June 11, 2006

sandy virgina

Mrs. Hogan, a geometry teacher who's stupid ass remarks make one want to jump off a building into a pile of dead hookers with stds

God damn hogan is pissing me off again

by Anonymous March 15, 2003