Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite

Hi sam. You are really dumv

by Joneil June 5, 2019

Sam

A "Sam" someone who has no stamina and willpower

Hey did you see Franklin got the new Xbox x
Yeah he's being a Sam though he's asleep

by Damo87 November 7, 2017

Sam

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.

Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.

by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017

Sam

A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks

whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!

by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018

Sam

Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv

Don't talk about my freind he a sam

by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016

Sam

Sam is a quiet guy who only shows who he really is to his best friends, he trusts no one and is very wise. Everyone needs a Sam in there life and any girl is lucky to have Sam as a boyfriend. Sam can make your life amazing or he can ruin it, depends on how you act towards him.

He looks like a sam, we should deffo shag him.

by Thesupertranslator April 25, 2019

Sam

A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.

Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam)

Person 1: Hey! relax!

Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!

Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days

Person 2: SAM!!

Person 1:...... what?

Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon

As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens

by Ma'kain July 3, 2008