by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019
Get the Sammug. A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018
Get the Sammug. The girl version of Sam, short for Samantha, refers to a hot girl who's really good at giving blowjobs. She has a small but hot body and knows how to pleasure a man better than anyone else.
by dougcrazyxmultiple November 30, 2015
Get the Sammug. A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him
by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016
Get the Sammug. Sam is a quiet guy who only shows who he really is to his best friends, he trusts no one and is very wise. Everyone needs a Sam in there life and any girl is lucky to have Sam as a boyfriend. Sam can make your life amazing or he can ruin it, depends on how you act towards him.
by Thesupertranslator April 25, 2019
Get the Sammug. Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
Get the Sammug. A word that is in some contries is used as a curse word despite the fact that in many areas such as the US it is a common frist name.Thus sometimes a individual will not know he or she is being cursed at but in fact he or she thinks that the other individual is mistakeing their name for someone elses but of course you have probaly never heard someone use this word in this matter becuase very very few people do even in other contries.
Two people are haveing a conversation (although this rarley happens with ethier person useing the word sam)
Person 1: Hey! relax!
Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!
Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days
Person 2: SAM!!
Person 1:...... what?
Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon
As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens
Person 1: Hey! relax!
Person 2: You said you'd have the money by 4:00!
Person 1:Yhea but i got a little held up so its gonna be another few days
Person 2: SAM!!
Person 1:...... what?
Person 2: Oh nothing just have it ready soon
As you can see Person 1 had no idea that Person 2 shouted out a curse. And just too remind you this rarely rarely ever happens
by Ma'kain July 3, 2008
Get the Sammug.