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Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
mugGet the Salty potatomug.

salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017
mugGet the salty handjobmug.

salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.
Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...
by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022
mugGet the salty seasonmug.

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!
Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!
by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018
mugGet the Salty Harmonicamug.

sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.
Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"
by lunchboxninethousand March 27, 2015
mugGet the sounding saltymug.

Salty Eel

The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves
Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!
by Jaqwin March 12, 2015
mugGet the Salty Eelmug.

salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth
We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball
by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013
mugGet the salty meatballmug.

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