Saddie

The opposite of a "Baddie"
Someone who is generally sad, not funny, not entertaining, doesn't have many friends."

"Wow, that girl Carly is really lame."
"I know, she's such a saddie."

by xacsv November 12, 2016

Saddam Hussein

A man whose Arabic name must mean, "Crawls Out of a Hole!"

I feel a bit safer knowing that Saddam Hussein is off the streets!

by Hallie Corson September 21, 2005

White Saddle Cowboy

A sexual position in which a woman is on her hands and knees and a man is sitting on he back or giving it to her anally. To make it a side saddle cowboy the man pulls his penis out of the woman's anus and moves up her back and slides down her left or right side as she tries to buck him off like a bull. In the end the man cums on the underside of the woman's breast.

I did a white saddle cowboy with Cindy last night.

by BING BONG BROTHER December 2, 2009

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

saddam

The now deceased former dictator of Iraq. After beings assassinated by wild boars, he was sent to hell and started a homosexual relationship with Satan. After Saddam murdered Satan's new lover Chris, Satan sent Saddam to Heaven to live with the Mormans.

Hey, relax guy.

by PEN-15 January 22, 2007

Saddle tramp

A person who cannot drive and has no shame in asking for a lift

I had to take that saddle tramp home from work again today

by Poorash October 8, 2010

Blazin' Saddle

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

by Lane Train January 29, 2009