Furiosa Syndrome

A mental delusion that inflicts only men into believing they will experience Spontaneous Castration at the sight of a powerful woman.

"Aaron's got that Furiosa Syndrome, he thinks his dick will fall off if he goes to see the new MadMax movie"

by Gavriel.Discordia July 4, 2015

Yandere Syndrome

Also known as pulling an Annie Wilkes. When a website or forum obsessess over one person to the point of being borderline creepy and almost psychotic, going to such lengths as screencapping everything that person does if it doesn't involve them, posting overly long forum threads about said user, trying to coax said user into joining the website or forum they're apart of and just going out of their way to make sure said person is associated with said site or forum forever.

Toddriller has the worst case of Yandere Syndrome ever.

by MM132 April 2, 2016

Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.

This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...

by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018

Hixtape syndrome

Hixtape syndrome: a syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and too much excitement. This syndrome is triggered by the constant anticipation of when Jung Hoseok will drop is Hixtape.

My hixtape syndrome is worsening each day that hixtape has not been dropped.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

by Dasborg November 28, 2011

Engineer's syndrome

A tendency for some engineers to believe that they can solve complex problems in unrelated fields (economics, philosophy, etc) by applying typical engineering strategies (mathematical modeling, etc) despite lacking domain knowledge in the field.

"The volatility of financial markets can be minimized by using control theory to model the market as a second-order system."
"That's just your engineer's syndrome talking."

by Honkwicher April 5, 2021

CLR Syndrome

CLR Syndrome is a term used to describe people who type using excess characters, inproper case, and abbreviated words in online chat rooms, online bulletin board systems, and e-mails. The term was originally coined after the tendancies of a netizen who goes by the nickname 'CLR' in online chat rooms who exhibits the said behaviors in nearly all of his messages. The actual originator of the term is disputed, however it is said to have been coined by 'Jonneh' or 'Brynet-Inc'. Still, from the moment 'CLR Syndrom' was muttered it has stuck. CLR Syndrom could also be described as an intensified case of 'l33tsp3ak', 'netspeak', or 'AOL speak'.

Sentence typed by a person free of CLR Syndrome:

Hi, my name is Q. What is your name? I'm excited to be here. What's up?

Sentence typed by a person infected with CLR Syndrome:

HI MY nAME IZ Q. WAT UR NAME??????/// I M XCITED 2 B HERE!!!!!!!1 WAT UP????

by The Chipper September 8, 2008