switch sucker

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.

Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.

by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017

Hittn switches

A person who’s tweaking balls and can’t stop moving around

Look at Amber she’s hittn switches hard she must have some good shit

by TubeSteakDickDouglas March 26, 2022

Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010

swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).

"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."

by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016

Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race

Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis

by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023