The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.
The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021
by BassScroll27430 April 04, 2021
A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.
Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.
by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017
"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."
"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."
"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."
by g0dforsaken December 09, 2009
by #malt December 10, 2016
David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.
by HGILLIS October 30, 2021
When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!
by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016