Spliff and Switch

The act of smoking weed (usually a spliff/joint) and gaming on your Nintendo Switch

Ace:"Did you hear about John pulling a Spliff and Switch last night"

Chris:"Yeah I was there, it was insane"

by harveytheblade October 21, 2017

Easy On Switch

When a Male is easily turned on by a female, even when they are just close to the male or just by cuddling.

Kyle was led in bed with Ashlyn and they kissed a few times and now Klye has a boner. This is because Klye has a Easy on Switch.

by Jim Bob Sanderson June 20, 2016

Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

dickhead switch

An Australian slang term for a hunting knife. Used mostly by lad types.

I grabbed a dickhead switch to defend myself.

by MittyBlooo July 23, 2012

swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).

"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."

by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011

switched face

When you first meet a person and they are so kind at first. They only show you a made up version of themselves. When you stop being able to be useful to them or y’all have an argument then you see their true colors. They reveal to you it was just an illusion and show you how evil they really are.

Me and icky where best friends until she switched face.

When I found out bob was becoming successful and not sharing his success with me I switched face on him because I never liked him from the start and now I’ll show him how deep rooted my hatred for him is.

by Nesha Unique January 31, 2023

Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race

Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis

by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023