A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
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Slang for a Doner Kebab
Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....
I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!
by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010
Get the Shit Slipper mug.a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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"Yeah, I gotta go meet Mister Pink to cop some stripper bait and then I'm goin' to the club."
" She took me in the both for a private and I whipped out the stripper bait. After that it was a wrap..."
"Jen saw the stripper bait and got freaky on me like that!"
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"Jen saw the stripper bait and got freaky on me like that!"
by Yuri Tarditt October 19, 2007
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Damn, check out that Fat Stripper over there, man! Let's go sign her business card!
Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!
Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!
by SexyCripple October 19, 2010
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Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.
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