dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

quivering starfish

A starfish... That is quivering.

Nick - "What's up with that starfish? It's moving around strangely."

Justin - "That's a quivering starfish! Quick! Make a wish!"

by brosephbryan December 26, 2015

lady starfish

bullhole

Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.

by ggkjbkjm, April 12, 2016

chewbacca starfish

A hairy butthole, typically on a adult male.

Oh Gary, you need to shave that Chewbacca starfish if you wanna get laid.

by DO-E July 16, 2017

Khaki Starfish

A gentleman’s bum hole.

Good golly that dump has really taken its toll on my Khaki Starfish

by Seanspark1 October 23, 2018

Choccy starfish

Arse hole.

You are speaking out of your choccy starfish.

Smashed her right in the choccy starfish

by Horrorhead June 15, 2018

Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.

We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.

by Mangus83 June 16, 2018