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BoB Saget

The lowest card in a Full House.
I sure got dealt a Bob Saget.
by M. Lisac February 7, 2005
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Smage

A title given to one who has achieved the highest levels of prestige in the quest for knowledge of the absurd.
“Smage Kai just freaked out the entire staff at the Natural History Museum. Good show, Smage.”
by Smage Kai September 7, 2019
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Stages of Derp

For people that dont know the stages of derping.

Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.
"I hate These stages of derp because it always ends up that I am a common derp at at the end of the day."
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"
by BMilly4 July 10, 2011
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Staged

Something that is obviously planned and rehearsed
Omg that video was so staged
by Idk.idk.idk February 25, 2018
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legendary sage

like a wizard , it's a person (usually male) who never loses his virginity over 50 years , he can use magic that rivals that of gods and their powers are immeasurable , these beings are extremely rare hence legendary
person A: i heard that person X is 50 and still a virgin
person B: woah! he must be a Legendary Sage
by Legendary_sage September 12, 2015
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Dwayne De Satge

He is a scary man that will eat you for dinner if you let him. he is like his cousin Ezekiel and likes to flog black kids. Thats Dwanye De Satge for you
Oh no, it is Dwayne De Satge . He will murk us if we don't run away like little children.
by marzy_ February 24, 2020
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Sage Francis

Intelligent indie hip-hop artist and head of Strange Famous Records. Writes from the heart and doesn't pull any punches. A concept that John D. Doh is apparently clueless about.

An artist that addresses critical issues and cares about his fans.
Sage Francis knows what the fuck is going on and what is wrong with things right now.
by Wedge33 September 3, 2018
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