Spongebob

A talking sponge who lives in the city of Bikini bottom, in his early 20's

SpongeBob is gay SpongeBob is a Nazi SpongeBob banged ur mom

by spongebobisanazi November 11, 2019

SpongeBob, get out here!

Used from someone who is angry at someone who messed things up

Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here!

by the Sun is a deadly February 8, 2021

Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020

spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

spongebob will be aluminum can

he will be aluminum can on january 28, 2014

demarcus: did you hear spongebob will be aluminum can?
demarcus 2: no

by demarcus1 July 15, 2023

spongebobbing

running around dressed as spongebob

"Alright I need to stop spongebobbing"

by blur7777 June 16, 2020