Smurf

Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.

What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!

Smurf by chya mamma December 9, 2008

smurf that ho 

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

smurf that ho by chickachikayeahyeah January 23, 2008

smurfit 

To complete a task under grueling circumstances.

I know its hard but if you ever want to get out of here, you better smurf it.

If I won't be able to take a sickday, I'll just have to smurfit.

smurfit by Xpndsprt August 8, 2006

Smurf Dippin 

Its when yout fucking a girl in the porta-johns and while ur fucking her, you stuff her head in the blue water.

smurf dippin

Smurf Dippin by D-2008 June 20, 2009

smurf-tastic 

Something smurf-tastic is like if you had the trifecta of ninjas, pirates, and robots combined with the power of Chuck Norris cameo's and jokes all riding on a Giraffe.

I had the MOST smurf-tastic weekend! Avatar is a totally smurf-tastic movie!

smurf-tastic by wherami January 19, 2010

Papa Smurf 

Term used to refer to the current Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Space Marine Chapter, Marneus Augustus Calgar.

You heard that jackass Matt Ward says Papa Smurf is the "spiritual liege" of all Space Marines? Man, that's just bullshit.

Papa Smurf by Filthy Landlubber May 21, 2015

turkish smurf job

When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.

Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"

turkish smurf job by charlie29 November 13, 2009