Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.

Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.

by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012

shoot mayo

To ejaculate

I'm gonna shoot mayo on your chest.

by Geese016478 April 18, 2022

shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.

Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!

by THE C MONSTER_04 September 30, 2019

shooting range

school

wanna go to a shooting range
sure i like schools

by ohio monster November 30, 2022

shooting d's

The act of intravenously injecting dilaudid, also known as hydromorphone which is a very strong narcotic used to treat severe pain

Bro! I was just in the bathroom and some guy was shooting d's in his left arm!

by Diskutieren Mann April 27, 2020

Shoot the Shit

Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.

shortened: "Shoot it."

"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."

"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"

"Let's shoot it."

by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014