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Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.
That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!
by AK blah blah June 25, 2010
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Shockey

Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'
by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010
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Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.
I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.
by Jafr2 January 15, 2009
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pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.
by Brian_D December 18, 2007
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shockets

any run of the mill bunchback whose ass is quaintly situated eight to fourteen inches below the shoulder...giving that person what one might seemingly refer to as shoulder pockets
'Hey bernard, could you help your sister get her bag out of the high shelf in her closet. Oh and before you do that could you help dad pop his shoulder back into place. Get your hands out of your gorgeous shockets and get over here mister!'
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Shockroulette

(sub.) Video chatting on Chatroulette and doing ridiculous stuff to get a reaction out of people. The emotions provoked are often strong and usually positive, such as staring at your screen and laughing in disbelief. (As opposed to dick roulette and other ways of seeking negative attention)
Guy 1: Oh, have you seen the video where a guy makes a parody of Miley Cyrus and sings Wrecking Ball on Chatroulette?

Guy 2: Oh, yeah. That's what I call a Shockroulette.
by Digimonsters January 27, 2014
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swocker

to swallow something in an extremely fast and unhealthy way. to press in something into someone's body openings
he swockered his popcorn in a rush.

don't swocker that thing so hard into me.
by creedance4487 November 25, 2016
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