shake the weight

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.

Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.

by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

skater shakes

when you put a packet of sugar in a creamer, shake it up and drink it.

those skater shakes kept me buzzed all day.

by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

Rape shake

1.To rape your friends facebook wall so that all they see is your comments
2. to incessantly annoy your friends on facebook to the point where they would much rather deactivate their facebook than read your comments

I rape shaked kaila's wall last night, and no one can beat me.
or

Last night Edye rape shaked my wall and i think I have had enough.

by rapeshakerallday May 3, 2010

shake the rice

The act of wanking off, asian style.
Generally includes the use of chopsticks and soya sauce.

TIME TO SHAKE THE RICE!! WOOOOOT!

by Invisible Cunt January 22, 2011

shake appeal

Sex appeal.

That bitch has mad shake appeal

by Kremer June 6, 2004

nilla shake

To be a nilla shake means to just lay back and relax while your personal ho treats your cock like a straw in a Mickey Dees nilla shake.

After a while, the gusher cums and she gulps down every last ounce of your squart. "Mmmm, nilla shakes taste good", she says as she wipes off her chin.

It's so cumblasting awesome that your cock does the dick dance or chocolate shake ("nilla shake" again, if you're a cracker).

SISTA: You guys got some nice smellin' bud there, you mind if I have some?

BRUTHA: What'll you give me bitch?

SISTA: How about a nilla shake?

BRUTHA: What about my dawg here?

SISTA: A nilla shake for you, and a chili dog for your dawg.

DAWG: Nigga!

by Bud Miller June 11, 2006