Shaft

To be utterly brutalized by a midterm/final you did not study for.

Bill: Yo, fuck, I got shafted on the calc midterm.

by Hiadwer January 31, 2024

Shaft

The underside of a man's erect genitalia.

The shaft was the hardest part of his erect penis.

by Classifiedbunnycop July 28, 2016

shafted

when someone reads your message and doesn’t respond. Also known as boxing or leaving you on opened

Sarah: “ugh i don’t think chase likes me.”

Lilly: “why not ?”

Sarah: “he shafted me for the sixth time today.”

by cleverseal February 15, 2021

shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Shaft

Long big hard rod big long lots of men giant rod, huge. Absolutely measurable. No thinking, you cannot it is impossible.

my shaft is fucking massive

by BricketGaming December 11, 2021

The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...

After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft

by MM1988 July 21, 2011