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Secks

The 1337 way of saying cyber sex.
"I wanna secks with that girl on 'Some messanager'."
by Julian April 16, 2005
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Texas Secession

An idea that only a dipshit would support. Right now, Texas is still an economic powerhouse, unlike most of the other states. Some people fear Obama's increased taxes, as if it would ruin our economy, so they bring up the idea of seceding. This is pretty stupid. Texas would have to make their own versions of necessary federal programs, all of the fortune 500 companies in Texas would move to another state, and the US would embargo everything from Texas. I could go on and on about this, but in short: Texas secession would be a blow to the balls for Texas, and a blow to the balls for America as well. Isn't it funny how people think Texas could secede because Texas willfully chose to be a U.S. state in 1845, but nobody considers secession for any other state?
I live in Texas, a very diverse state with over 25 million residents. 90% of us understand that Texas secession is a terrible idea. Please, ignore the minority of dipshits. Sam Houston frowns upon them.
by dirty_frank July 22, 2009
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seatspudfrustrated

The feeling you get when you drop french fries in bewteen the seats of your car and can never reach.
I dropped my last few fries in between the seats in my car and became very seatspudfrustrated!
by swtnitemares2 July 26, 2010
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But secs

I had a lot of but secs before I decided to go to my brother's wedding the other day.
by Katest July 26, 2016
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Jailhouse C-section

Anal rape in jail. (Originated from LAGTV)
You better keep clean. You don't know what it's like to get a jailhouse C-section.
by ImaSquid November 3, 2012
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secksi-

Sexy in a cooler term. Only used for the ultimate sexy people, the secksi! Bianca is the secksi-est, EVAR.
Bianca is an amazingly secksi-ly gawgous beast.
by Teh Word Makah January 11, 2009
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Section 136

Section 136 of the Mental Health Act is a section which allows the Police in England & Wales to detain somebody in a public place who appears to be mentally disordered as is in need of immediate care and/or control - this includes suicide attempts. Once such a person is apprehended, he or she is taken to a 'Place of Safety' which is:

1. A&E
2. Section 136 Suite
3. A Police Station

Theoretically, police stations should only be used in exceptional circumstances, but the reality is they are used very often, even when unneeded due to the fact most police officers aren't trained in Mental Health.

A s136 is not a criminal record, despite police detention, however it can be disclosed to potential employers if it's neccessary in an enhanced CRB check, which is considered by many to be unfair.
Typical use of a Section 136:

Aaron is an 19 year old student who became massively distressed after his girlfriend of two years left him, he decided he would throw himself off a bridge, however, luckily the police were able to talk him down and detained him under a 136 so his mental health could be assessed, he was then sent voluntarily to a psychiatric ward for treatment.

Other uses of 136:

Becky is a 20 year old female suffering from bipolar depression, during a night out with her friends she suffered a massive manic episode as she forgot to take her medication, and the police detained her under 136. She was then assessed and sectioned in a psychiatric ward for more treatment.
by Starrrrrrrrrrrrrfyre. September 9, 2010
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