salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 07, 2017

salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth

We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015

Salty Eel

The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves

Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!

by Jaqwin March 13, 2015

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

A Salty Banana

A way of describing a person who is a complete dickhead that gets really salty

Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.

by Fresherowl April 05, 2018

sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.

Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"

by lunchboxninethousand March 22, 2015