Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.

Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....

by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019

Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!

Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!

by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020

fw.saiii

a godly mf who never misses and gets tons of girls

“Has fw.saiii ever missed” No

by fw.saiii May 3, 2021

moke sain like

it's mean like fuck off

what the hall are you talking about moke sain like alright

by thar sis May 13, 2021

simren sahni

A BIG SIMP, yet a hoe and loves one direction for whatever reason. she’s obsessed but she’s also very funny

simren sahni would be described as A BIG SIMP. she loves to annoy her friends with one direction shit. she is obsessed with everything about them and won’t shut up about them. her humor is as shitty as her but she’s very funny.

by itsmebffs June 19, 2021