Russian Piss

A term used for, vodka which is low in quality. Bottom shelf vodka.

You said this was topshelf, this tastes like russian piss to me.

by Semajay March 31, 2009

Russian Rottweiler

When a male dick slaps a girl in the mouth after blowing his load in it, causing his semen to go everywhere.

"How was Carol last night?"
"A bit annoying at first, but after i gave her the Russian Rottweiler she behaved."

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.

edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.

by nick stefanak December 28, 2008

russian blowjob

when a dude gets oral sex from two or more chicks taking 30 second turns at his peice until he 'fires'... that chick wins... at life...

"Dogg, I took those two chicks home last night and got a russian blowjob. That brunette totally wins at life."

by empee September 10, 2007

Russian Bias

1)Used as an excuse for sucking ass in games, usually by salty players in games like world of tanks and Warthunder.
2) When you drink all the vodka, say cheeks breeki constantly, and listen to the national anthem of the USSR you may achieve this power as Stalin guides you to victory from his grave sending all the infidels and fascists to the gulag.

1) Hans: *dies whilst playing against a Russian vehicle* "Fucking russian bias!"
2) Ivan: "I have achieved MAXIMUM Russian Bias!"

by TheGermanDoge July 27, 2016

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

Purple Russian

When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.

Purple Russian

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011