Definitions by empee

russian blowjob 

when a dude gets oral sex from two or more chicks taking 30 second turns at his peice until he 'fires'... that chick wins... at life...

"Dogg, I took those two chicks home last night and got a russian blowjob. That brunette totally wins at life."

russian blowjob by empee September 10, 2007

ristupulous 

Combination between ridiculous and stupid. Generally used to describe something that is ridiculously stupid or stupidly ridiculous.

Jumping off of that bridge is the most ristupulous thing I've ever done.

ristupulous by empee July 21, 2005