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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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home star runner

a marshmallow that walks aroud with obvious marshmallow brains.
"That guys is such a homestar runner.." *as the guy walks into a glass door....19 times in a row...*
by Megz November 14, 2003
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homestar runner

A retarded little white thing that runs around Free Country, USA. He has a retarded speech impediment and always borrows fondue sets.
Homestar Runner has a retarded speech impediment and always borrows fondue sets.
by Cory Sanford April 8, 2004
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it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
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runner

someone who's about to experience a loose fecal event; a Hershey squirt.
"watch out we've got a runner! I hope it's not a rim shot"
by ShadiR December 20, 2008
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Runner's High

A supposed "high" attained by release of endorphins during and after high amounts of aerobic activity. Possibly developed in the 1960's as a way to get the drug addicts of the class to exercise. Current research indicates no high is ever achieved via this method, and so can efficiently labeled "Bullshit".
Fred: Hey man! Lets go for a run and get a runner's high!
Me: You're an idiot. Go take some LSD.
Fred(tripping): OH MY GOD!!!! THE COLORS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!
by yourmomisgreat69 April 7, 2009
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runner

Runner a woman who has sex with anybody for a little of nothing
There goes that runner she got down with the crew for a blunt,she had sex for a bag of weed with mutiple partners.
by Rick Party February 5, 2017
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