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Rubber Raiders

Going around town to different corner stores and buying out all of their condoms
Person1: hey I have an idea, lets go be rubber raiders!
Person 2: Awesome.
by Bluetopazxox May 13, 2009
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rubbernecking delay

n. traffic delay caused by motorists' gawking at any type of car accident, even those on the shoulder of the road. Delays caused by rubberneckers are often the main reason for the slowing of traffic after an accident, rather than the accident itself.
Sorry we're late— 95 was backed up for miles from a rubbernecking delay.
by theodorickb April 12, 2011
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Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
by Jack Bard August 26, 2013
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rubber sucky

A blowjob given with a condom on. Keeps the messy on the down low.
"Wow dude, how'd you not ruin your seat leather from that bj?"

"It was a rubber sucky"
by THERUBBER_DUCKY January 27, 2014
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Rubberlicious

The look of a rubbery CGI sequence in a movie from the late 90's to early 2000's.
The Neo/Smith fight from The Matrix Reloaded was positively rubberlicious.
by Dr. Wordsman February 27, 2015
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Rubberish

Something that is both Rubbish and Gibberish.
Jimmy's speech was so rubberish that he mixed up ditch and bitch and somehow got dog.
by jfields99 March 1, 2015
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rubber sauce

Jizz dripping, escaping from a condom.
You used a condom to give a blow job and it broke? Your breath smells like rubber sauce!
by Hazjaz June 8, 2016
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