Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Ring of fur

Ring of fur is when your body hair is so long that everything connects. Your head/beard to your chest to your ball fro , to your gooch, then to your back and finally connecting to your head/ beard

Jaquan: " hey man, that guy reminds me of the avatar. He has a ring around his body but it's his hair. "
Felisha : " you're right Quan, it's called the Ring of fur

by Harryweiner July 3, 2016

lord of the ring

When a male eats ass for the first time

Jessica told me mike ate her ass last night he is a lord of the ring now

by The1506 August 28, 2020

The Wedding Ring.

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.

Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.

by DeLarsh January 14, 2009

Smoke Ring

The depth ring on your penis after receiving ass-to-mouth following dirty anal.

After I pulled out of her ass, she sucked me off and left a four-inch deep smoke ring on my shit-covered cock!

by JJRAMBAM July 30, 2016

polti rings

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude

"Who's that polti rings faggot?"

by cttc11 May 21, 2014

Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.

"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"

by small wonder May 20, 2014