Prickly Ring

When your arsehole feels like it has broken glass in it. This is called 'Prickly Ring'.

I've got prickly ring.

by stormynite May 2, 2014

polti rings

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude

"Who's that polti rings faggot?"

by cttc11 May 21, 2014

Ring of fur

Ring of fur is when your body hair is so long that everything connects. Your head/beard to your chest to your ball fro , to your gooch, then to your back and finally connecting to your head/ beard

Jaquan: " hey man, that guy reminds me of the avatar. He has a ring around his body but it's his hair. "
Felisha : " you're right Quan, it's called the Ring of fur

by Harryweiner July 3, 2016

Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.

Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Greek Ring

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.

Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019