Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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poison ring

A ring from medieval times that resembles a locket with a storage area. These were used to store poison to slip in someone's drink or food. They are fairly large and decorative with a flip-up top. Also used to store one's sniffable illicit substances. AKA "crack ring."
She leaned over the table and discreetly opened her poison ring over his drink while distracting him with her ample cleavage.
by Demi-Kitten June 29, 2010
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Greek Ring

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.
Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
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Ring of fur

Ring of fur is when your body hair is so long that everything connects. Your head/beard to your chest to your ball fro , to your gooch, then to your back and finally connecting to your head/ beard
Jaquan: " hey man, that guy reminds me of the avatar. He has a ring around his body but it's his hair. "
Felisha : " you're right Quan, it's called the Ring of fur
by Harryweiner July 03, 2016
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polti rings

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude
"Who's that polti rings faggot?"
by cttc11 May 21, 2014
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beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring
dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce
by the big banana March 01, 2011
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Ding Ring

A term used to describe the white etched ring that appears just above the label on beer bottles. It is caused by the bottles knocking together while contained in a beer box. This phenomena was first noticed by the Germans around 1947 and the phrase almost defeated "Deutsche Mark" as the name for the common German currency.
Dave: I hate ding rings so I drink from a can.
Matt: You're a pussy, Dave.
by traybay February 11, 2010
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