This is a guy who has a fat, long dick and is so funny he can make people laugh with one look. He is a cry baby and loves to roast everyone around. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet and is so humble ! He loves to punch above his weight in the lady department too even though he is handsome. All round legend !
by Maninthemirrorgag May 14, 2020
Get the Josh Ricemug. by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018
Get the Rice wifemug. by Terriflying May 4, 2015
Get the blue ricemug. Characterized by the acute inability of a Rice University student to stop working, learning, or otherwise engaging in productive behavior. Examples may include discussing classes at spas, compulsions to refine research work, or getting ahead for next semester by flipping through textbooks that one already has for classes one has not yet taken. Likely due to acute over-stimulation during the semester. Can otherwise be referred to as "Not being able to turn it the f**k off."
Rice Student 1: I was trying to binge watch Game of Thrones, but I couldn't stop working, so I decided to start defining stuff on Urban Dictionary.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.
Rice Student 2: Damn, sounds like you acquired the Rice Vice.
by You Know Nothin' Jon Snow December 16, 2018
Get the Rice Vicemug. When words cannot describe the amount of rice that is required to get a kid named Maurice to take his headband off. (Because legit half the girls think he looks hot without it)
David: Hey Joe, don't you think More Rice should take his headband off for once?
Joe: Yeah man, he looks freakin lit without it!
Joe: Yeah man, he looks freakin lit without it!
by Lucemans May 6, 2020
Get the More Ricemug. by Kabcam December 15, 2018
Get the couch ricemug. a pice o-shit car tht under normal circumstances would be a "rice burner" but do to shitty hp and an over all shitty driving experiance is not fit 4 even tht oh so lofty definition
by teh mehojanator October 7, 2009
Get the rice heatermug.