Shaun Randall

The most amazing person that lives in the United States. He is the smartest person and hottest person in the world

Jane : "Look! There's Shaun Randall!"
Joe : "I know! Let's show us some amazing respect."

by hola nino September 24, 2021

Vegan-rendang-curry

A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.

I’ll make you vegan-rendang-curry when you’re back!

by Xino Fenani October 19, 2021

Dirty Réana

Putting am entire tube of m&m's into your girls ass,then shoving your nose up,and letting the m&ms fall from your nose into your throat as she shoves bacon into your foreskin.

"Damn,you really did a dirty réana? How did you not get third degree burns and choke on the m&ms?"

by Stix_y November 24, 2021

Jackson Randal

Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.

Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL

by XORGBORG February 20, 2022

Alex Renda

A guy that shouldn’t necessarily exist. Alex Renda can also be referred as HIM. Alex Renda is one of the most terrible people to be around with especially if you’re trying to make jokes. This little shit wad steals jokes, hella loud. When you first meet him he’s ok in some ways but after about a week you get sick of him. If you tell him how much you don’t like him he starts following you and stalking you, everything you do. He’s very forgetful and he thinks he gets bitches but he doesn’t. He says that he has crones and he uses that to sit at tables that people don’t want him at. He can’t tell the difference between something serious and sarcasm. When he tries to be sarcastic it doesn’t seem like it he says it more as a statement than a joke. He’s also incredibly short.

“Wait who is that over there?”
“Shit, it’s Alex Renda!”
“Uh oh”

by Bigchungusishellaunfunny June 10, 2022

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022

The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences

I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything

by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022