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Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
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Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.
Omg did you see Robert today?

Robert come over here
Will you go out with me rob?
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Trey's bitch, Robert eats icing out of Trey's ass
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He's a gypsy. No rights. No money. Skattpenger and steals from Kiwi Mini Pris, Rema 1000, Rimi etc. :)
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The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Robert

Girl 2 : Yea, His penis is so much bigger then yours!

Guy 1 : 😡
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Very cool person (can be referred to as a sigma male). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
Beta male: I want to be a sigma male like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You can never be like me
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Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
Beta male: I want to be a sigma like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You will never be like me
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