project

a evil thing to make good students do given by evil teachers. it wastes time and never learns anything.

Joe: do we have to do this project?
Teacher: yes, do it.
Joe: i won't learn anything.
Teacher: okay, don't do it.

by Alex Kelley May 29, 2008

Projectile Dysfunction

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex

I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

by Prince2011 October 14, 2011

Mini Project

This is a term commonly used by lazy people that like to buy themselves time before doing a simple piece of work. The term was originally invented as an alternative to 'business as usual' so that those unable to do these simple pieces of work did not feel small or stupid.

"It is a mini project, it needs requirements. No its not a search, it is an email"

by I'm actually a real witch! September 8, 2009

Project Takeover

A private society of soccer players striking to change the domination of football over soccer in the United states. The project plans to do so in three steps: First, have a have a better record than the football team. Second, go to playoffs(or further in playoffs than the football team). Finally, be able to party all day and all night, smoke, drink or whatever, while doing so. It is currently a success and is continuing its dominace over football into the future and beyond.

Person 1: How'd the football team do on friday?
Person 2: Who cares those soccer players and project takeover is doing why better.

by Scottmetts August 27, 2006

projects

a housing unit occupied by poor people.

billy lived in the projects

by sarah March 7, 2003

projectard

While playing Emporor: Battle for Dune, a person that rushes for projection tanks, and upon creating them, projects a holographic army large enough to kill other players just with the lag it causes.

Mike: "Stop spamming holograms,you fucking projectard, you're lagging me like hell."
Steve: "No way lololol i will pwn j00 noogass!"
Mike: "WTFFFFFFFFF."
*Player Mike has lost connection to server*
Steve "LOLOLOLOL"

by Stevesteverson January 2, 2009

Pr0nject

Term for making bad home made porn videos on a regular bases.

Steve is making another pr0nject today.

by Gamers-Gear February 10, 2009