A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020
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My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed
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a combination of professionalism and personality used typically in a work-setting to describe a person who works hard but also shows other fun/pleasing aspects of their character
by jackskay26 March 17, 2009
Get the professionality mug.Describes a person who spends or spent very much time and money to become a true expert in alcoholic matters by drinking a lot and bringing in his whole health for science. Usually a professionalc invests his income in beer, whiskey and other liquids.
wife: 'Oh no, my hubby ordered another pint. Soon he's gonna be a professionalc.'
friend:'He does what he can for his studies.'
hubby:' brrrrrrrrrrppp'
friend:'He does what he can for his studies.'
hubby:' brrrrrrrrrrppp'
by boyfysauty September 4, 2006
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Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!
by ash's_angel August 13, 2010
Get the professional whistler mug.A female who has completely mastered the art of being a ruthless bitch and doesn't give a single fuck about what they say to OR about a certain person; usually towards another female who has offended them in some way. Or just doesn't deserve to breathe the air on this planet. It can also be towards the opposite sex who completely deserves every shitty thing that ever happens to them in life.
Cindy: "Oh well, i got what i wanted out of him. A booty call & my ex seen the hickey on his neck. & probably got upset in front of his new redheaded whore of a girlfriend, causing a fight & possibly a break up. Which hopefully lead to police being called & people being put in the back of cop cars for a domestic dispute. You know, because she's a redheaded crooked nosed piece of trash bitch, & she hates her life."
Becky: "LMAO you are totally a professional cunt."
Becky: "LMAO you are totally a professional cunt."
by ProfeshCunt101 January 22, 2012
Get the Professional Cunt mug.Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.
Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.
Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!
Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!
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