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El Pollo Chokehold

A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Pollo Chokehold...so embarassing.
by -A! October 9, 2008
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Painted a Pollock

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.
I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.
by mrbuddhafreak July 21, 2007
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Pollo-Vegetarian

someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.
"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"
by emohammers December 13, 2003
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Cross Pollination

Cross pollination occurs when, during a threesome with one male and two females, the male has anal sex with one girl and then puts his penis in the other girls mouth. He then puts his penis in that girls ass and then into the other girls mouth.
John is having a threesome with Jane and Crystal. He puts his penis in Crystal's ass then into Jane's mouth. He then puts his penis in Jane's ass and then into Crystal's mouth thus causing cross pollination between Jane's ass and Crystal's mouth and Crystal's ass and Jane's mouth.
by Gmcd43 October 30, 2012
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pollock

That guy is hecka pollock; he is wearing jean shorts and a wife beater while swimming!
by emily June 19, 2006
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Jackson pollack

dude, i have to Jackson Pollack really bad, but i'm at my girlfriends house . . . shit

it is most commonly used when discussing past events. for instance: I hope you just jackson pollacked as intensely as i did. it must have been all the beer that did us in.
by beadsandark May 19, 2009
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Prolly

A D version of the word 'probably' used when you're too lazy or in too much of a hurry to say the whole word.
Me: You going out tonight?

You: Prolly.
by TurdNugget June 24, 2015
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