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the price of peace

When in the midst of parenthood, this is the "price" associated with letting your kid do whatever they're doing that would normally annoy the living piss out of you in order to obtain a brief solace to accomplish any sort of meaningful task you've set out to do.

Think of it in this context:

Your 4 year old is outside flinging mud against the house. They're preoccupied, and normally you don't want your kid caking your house in mud. However, maybe you're talking with a neighbor or doing yard work. You want to keep doing that thing because the kid is distracted for a bit.

If we think about the situation pretty simplistically, you can either:

A) Yell at them to stop, whereby they'll likely find something equally as irritating or perhaps dangerous to do while you're still engaged in whatever you were doing.

B) Let them keep doing it and stay distracted for an undetermined amount of time, hopefully a while.

So once you're basically weighing how disruptive your kid's activity is versus the bit of time you'll receive to do what you need to do.
Person 1: Yesterday Timmy was flinging gravel across the yard all over the damn place.

Person 2) Is that why my damn window is broken?

Person 1) Yeah, but you know, it was the price of peace. At least I was able to finish up the deck.
by Cloren10 January 22, 2023
mugGet the the price of peacemug.

PPE Price

How much per round?! You out yo god damn mind? Its PPE priced. Take it or leave it.
by Humor U2 February 13, 2021
mugGet the PPE Pricemug.

Rollin' Back Prices

Similar to the "Soup Kitchen" - When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car- with the distinct difference of the activity occurring under a bridge and surrounded by grocery carts and tarps. A healthy dose of sweaty homeless juices make getting traction a concern.
What's with all these grocery carts and tarp? You guys must be rollin' back prices.
by Clint Flicker August 4, 2021
mugGet the Rollin' Back Pricesmug.

wholestale pricing

A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.
I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021
mugGet the wholestale pricingmug.

Noble price

What u get wen ur smart
Jaysus fucking Christ never got a noble price, y r ppl taking his book so seriously??
by EKimLipse December 6, 2023
mugGet the Noble pricemug.

mikey price

he’s a goof ball and is very down to earth, with brown eyes that make you want to melt. he’s kind and handsome & gives the best hugs. he’s probably a Taurus and if he’s single youll want to snatch him up.
person : omg I heard mikey price has a crush on me ?
friend : girllll you better date him while you have the chance
by dizzy devil ducky7 December 4, 2021
mugGet the mikey pricemug.

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