postpartum pounds

a condition in which a woman puts on weight after giving birth to a child due especially to overeating and lack of exercise.

After giving birth to her first child, Sara gained postpartum pounds.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2010

Protein Postcard

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

by macdad March 31, 2003

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for: "genious being"

I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.

by uglyron August 7, 2003

Natalie Portman

A really hot and intelligent Jew. A rarity these days.

Natalie Portman makes me want to convert to Judaism.

by AlexR April 21, 2005

Natalie Portman

1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother

Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).

by uglyron August 8, 2003

postmortem post

When someone replies to a post of yours(like on facebook) several days after your original post and whatever ever they write doesn't seem to having any meaning cause that topic is dead.

Someone posts: Had a bad day can't wait to have a glass of wine tonight. Three days later at 11:00 a.m. a friend posts: That sounds good drink one for me. They have left a postmortem post for you.

by ruralbetter March 8, 2010

postal service

Dumbass SHIT BAND seriosuly have you listened to this, seriously sit down and listen to it, if you actually hear the bullshit lyrics and the dopey music you will eventually be clawing out your ear lobes

ben g: wow what was I thinking this music sucks why would I subject people to this
Fan of p service: UUUhhhh Uuhhhh my iq is 55 and I am declared legally deaf no wonder I like this music

by MC - G cash a lot February 15, 2005