Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011

porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.

my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Basil on the Front Porch

To be content

Last Sunday was basil on the front porch

by wangsauce December 7, 2022

Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man

Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up

by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023