porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.

by Candy179 September 24, 2021

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....

Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat

by OGPORCHPANDA July 6, 2018

Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.

Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!

by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021

Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.

“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”

by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024