Pooning

1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.

by Piirate Sophia February 27, 2009

Pooniedorz

Short for the word "Pooned" with in tern is short for the word "Pwn" which stands for "own." Though stuff.

I totally pooniedorz Justin in that game of Counter-Strike last night! He's such a nub!

by iCe FyRe January 29, 2005

poonette

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

by diplod April 20, 2007

Poonstache

The pubic hair that sticks out the side of a womans bathing suit or underwear.

What is taking Tina so long to get her bathing suit on?",... "She is in the bathroom trimming her poonstache so she looks presentable

by Rooaddss July 26, 2010

Poontang orangutan

An ugly whore

Betty is such a poontang orangutan

by Mister Pister May 27, 2011

poontard

A person completely lacking in intelligence.

Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam

by YargPirateYarg February 24, 2005

poonstang

A Ford Mustang (and "poonstang",)because most of them are driven either by: cocky teens who didnt pay for them, girls that have them...but only the POON V6 version, or by some older man that is too scared to actually race it. ALTHOUGH I respect the people that actually buy a classic, or a new cobra or saleen, and actually build it, and race it.. But to all the slow fags out there...like in 909..."Dsm Boost Ownz J00!!!!!

Hey man, my AWD Eagle Talon tore that "Poonstangs" snatch wide open!!

by Sanyika October 27, 2003